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Post by drnick on May 11, 2020 8:17:28 GMT
OOOO I forgot the wake up on sunday The lil guy that's obsessed with P!nk came in, silently and jumped in the bed with his plastic chainsaw and did the P!nk face Hope he won't try a real one.
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Post by Dani on May 11, 2020 8:30:25 GMT
Ok the weekend was one of the best and made me smile huge. Friday we got the kids and went to a BBQ at a friend's house and that was fun. The girl got on a lawnmower and said look I'm P!NK lmao. One hour later the little guy does the same and goes NANANANANANA NANANANANNA. Lmao. Anyway Saturday breakfast was fun. They saw your drawing and said WOOOOOOW who drew P!nk. And I told about you and all that. So they want you to come here and draw with them. They want a family portrait of us However you and your drawing was the subject the whole breakfast And they wonder if you showed P!nk this. Sunday we told the kids to make breakfast for the first time ever. They asked how to brew coffee so we taught them the day before, all set up for it. However getting to breakfast two of them started serving us and all (the third one, the troubled one, was moody and hated it all haha). And well we decided to go with it and act like we was the kids and they the parents. So we started acting the same way they do, with changing minds about what to eat and drink, and to fill up, and to add more, and then we asking the same thing 15 times. It was the best experience ever I can't count how many times they pulled their hairs and looked stressed We continued a little bit after breakfast too just to give them perspective on stuff and to make them remember how annoying they can be when they don't listen etc, lmao. I recommend it for all families with smaller kids EvilDani
The troubled one though? He's the smallest of them three, even if he's a twin. He's always the slowest. And he gets mad with that. And is envious about them being "bigger, faster, better at things". And whenever we try to teach him something he has no patience at all. Or he gets mad and says he knows even if he doesn't. It's hard He's also in his fantasy world and not really following that easily. So sometimes he doesn't even notice we are all eating sweets even if we tell him and he's looking at us, but continues playing and after 10 mins he forgets it and gets mad later when he sees us and we "didn't" include him So when the breakfast thing happened he was like she's the worst mom and he's the worst dad (about his siblings) and this is boring bla bla bla, he's always super envious But yeah half way through (when he's got food) he's the happiest, sweetest, funniest and most energetic one.
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Post by Dani on May 11, 2020 8:33:13 GMT
OOOO I forgot the wake up on sunday The lil guy that's obsessed with P!nk came in, silently and jumped in the bed with his plastic chainsaw and did the P!nk face Hope he won't try a real one. I'm praying he won't. Haha. He's freaking me out some days tbh The other weekend the two kids had this coffee house with cupcakes and other stuff and coffee (real stuff) and we went there to buy some. He was playing with lego. However after we paid and started eating, he grabbed a toy gun and got in and said "put your hands up and hand me the moneys" I couldn't laugh more he was so fucking cute but fucking freaky like wtf why can't you just buy a cake and stop robbing us and killing us all always
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Post by Dani on May 11, 2020 8:34:37 GMT
Love this... please be this happy forever. The stories are so cute. You deserve itS Mwaaah
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Post by Dani on May 11, 2020 8:42:48 GMT
Oh and one more thing We were skating in the city saturday and saw this and the lil one went OMG LOOK THERE'S GOLD whaat and I said yeahh it's super huge and cool. And he said "Do we take it? How do we take it?" Imagine a little guy, 5 years old, being like this. And he's laughing like a little devil too when he says it. I donno if I should cry cause he's born a serial killer or if it's juste cute and crazy, but nothing to worry about
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Post by drnick on May 11, 2020 8:44:30 GMT
Hope he won't try a real one. I'm praying he won't. Haha. He's freaking me out some days tbh The other weekend the two kids had this coffee house with cupcakes and other stuff and coffee (real stuff) and we went there to buy some. He was playing with lego. However after we paid and started eating, he grabbed a toy gun and got in and said "put your hands up and hand me the moneys" I couldn't laugh more he was so fucking cute but fucking freaky like wtf why can't you just buy a cake and stop robbing us and killing us all always Serial killer in the making?
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Post by drnick on May 11, 2020 8:45:03 GMT
Oh and one more thing We were skating in the city saturday and saw this and the lil one went OMG LOOK THERE'S GOLD whaat and I said yeahh it's super huge and cool. And he said "Do we take it? How do we take it?" Imagine a little guy, 5 years old, being like this. And he's laughing like a little devil too when he says it. I donno if I should cry cause he's born a serial killer or if it's juste cute and crazy, but nothing to worry about OMG WTF!?
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Post by Dani on May 11, 2020 8:51:34 GMT
Oh and one more thing We were skating in the city saturday and saw this and the lil one went OMG LOOK THERE'S GOLD whaat and I said yeahh it's super huge and cool. And he said "Do we take it? How do we take it?" Imagine a little guy, 5 years old, being like this. And he's laughing like a little devil too when he says it. I donno if I should cry cause he's born a serial killer or if it's juste cute and crazy, but nothing to worry about OMG WTF!? Jinx! Well, the freaky part is that we don't know where he gets it all from. His mom and her bf are asking the same questions too
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Post by Dani on May 11, 2020 8:59:04 GMT
Oh and he loves butts and tits and always giggles when he sees some skin But! He loves animals and he's super careful with them and respects them always. And he's not mean or hurting other kids. Just himself sometimes So there's still hope
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Post by drnick on May 11, 2020 11:16:30 GMT
Oh and he loves butts and tits and always giggles when he sees some skin But! He loves animals and he's super careful with them and respects them always. And he's not mean or hurting other kids. Just himself sometimes So there's still hope Oh, who doesn't?
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Post by emmak on May 11, 2020 11:43:04 GMT
Ok the weekend was one of the best and made me smile huge. Friday we got the kids and went to a BBQ at a friend's house and that was fun. The girl got on a lawnmower and said look I'm P!NK lmao. One hour later the little guy does the same and goes NANANANANANA NANANANANNA. Lmao. Anyway Saturday breakfast was fun. They saw your drawing and said WOOOOOOW who drew P!nk. And I told about you and all that. So they want you to come here and draw with them. They want a family portrait of us However you and your drawing was the subject the whole breakfast And they wonder if you showed P!nk this. Sunday we told the kids to make breakfast for the first time ever. They asked how to brew coffee so we taught them the day before, all set up for it. However getting to breakfast two of them started serving us and all (the third one, the troubled one, was moody and hated it all haha). And well we decided to go with it and act like we was the kids and they the parents. So we started acting the same way they do, with changing minds about what to eat and drink, and to fill up, and to add more, and then we asking the same thing 15 times. It was the best experience ever I can't count how many times they pulled their hairs and looked stressed We continued a little bit after breakfast too just to give them perspective on stuff and to make them remember how annoying they can be when they don't listen etc, lmao. I recommend it for all families with smaller kids Aww cute! No problem we can draw a whoooole day 😂🥰 Hahaha that breakfast thing is really smart 😂 should try it with my godson some day 😂
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Post by drnick on May 12, 2020 8:04:02 GMT
Women! How they made the Toddler-In-Chief run away like a dog
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Post by drnick on May 15, 2020 10:39:26 GMT
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Post by cpf on May 15, 2020 18:52:00 GMT
When your sister tells you she tried to contact Pink to ask her to send a birthday message 💖
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Post by emmak on May 15, 2020 19:17:06 GMT
When your sister tells you she tried to contact Pink to ask her to send a birthday message 💖 Aww, that kind of love 💕
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